So here is my emergency food for tonight.
Smelly pink Potato and Spinach soup
INGREDIENTS
A bowl of boiled potatoes found hiding at the back of the fridge
4 or 5 spinach plants. Chopped very finely- the stalks are getting a bit woody.
Half a yellow pepper - be sure to discard the squidgy bits around the edge.
A tomato
A couple of onions - those two will do - it's only soup.
A bulb of garlic - if you've got it use it.
Stock cubes herbs and spices as the whim takes you.
Cheese
Oooh look there's some celery left as well
METHOD
- Throw the tomato away - it's too far gone.
- Do your best to chop the onion - but be careful soft slippery onions are dangerous. Chuck them in a large pan with butter/oil to fry off
- Peel as much as the garlic as you can be bothered with and add to the onions
- Chop the pepper and chuck it in along with the chopped celery - you can do this one handedly with a bit of practice.
- Add to the pan the white bits of the potato - greeny blue or furry bits can go in the compost along with the tomato, the edge of the pepper and the blood stained onion skin.
- Add a random selection of stock cubes, herbs and spices - but not too much of that one! Oh dear.
- Add water.
- Finely grate the cheese. Pay particular attention to the really hard bits - you've lost enough blood already - and they are surprisingly difficult to dissolve.
- Add the spinach
- Whizz up with a whizzer
- Add the cheese and stir until you get bored of waiting for the hard bits to dissolve - a good tooth brush should get them off your teeth later
- If, after all, you decide you have the courage to investigate the white fuzzy lump in the freezer and it turns out to be peas - add them and boil for a bit longer. If it turns out to be salt cod, think very, very carefully.
- Best served in a clean bowl (the last one!)
- Allow to cool while you have a good big dram of the cheapest whisky (which is all that's left). It'll cushion the blow.
What an extraordinary recession! Surely we've never had a recession before that smashed into us with so little warning? Many of us have wondered for years how the credit card economy was going to end - I wonder if we're about to find out.
1 comment:
did indeed cheer me up during a #*$# awful day at work - thanks!
sounds like a good time to go on a detox/ fast/cleanse...
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