Friday 27 February 2009

They came from outer space


My photo managing software has an automatic red eye removal facility. It doesn't work with goats because unlike humans, goats don't have blood behind their retinas - they have a colloidal complex of mercury and kryptonite, which is why they shrink in the cold.

1 comment:

Lulu Stader said...

Ever the biochemist.

Ah, so that is why their eyes reflect yellow in the dark! Same with deer and other such wildlife you meet on the road at night?