Burst pipe hits Golspie

I think the local rag needs new sub-editors.  This is a fair example really, usually they just write a sentence like "Security fence would make Embo look like a no go area".  The story of Golspie being assailed by flying bits of pipe was on page five - front page reserved for "Yvonne is bodice maker to the clans" (with photograph of very proud looking Yvonne).