Friday night 14

When we arrived the clientele consisted of two German tourists and He Who Eats Song Birds. He Who Eats Song Birds had been there for some time and came over to us to complain about the pub quiz team he'd been the leader of last week. They came last and won the booby prize - a cabbage. Apparently his team were delighted on account of being vegetarians, but He Who Eats Song Birds was distinctly unpleased and suspected foul play.