Yesterday was my birthday. Today I'm hung over.
One of the locals claims he's bought an Australian crocodile for £6000 and he's building a pool for it. Reckons that as it's a freshwater croc it'll not harm anyone and he's looking forward to bringing it into the pub, on a lead, to taunt the bar staff. I thanked him for keeping us entertained over the last few months and said I'd make it to his funeral if I could.
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