Friday 10 October 2008

Washing hazard

Hanging the washing in the wind is bad for your crotch. (When Ailsa is at school anyway). This is on account of the washing blowing away and you having to climmber over the barbed wire fence, on tippy toes, to retrieve said washing whilst being visciously molested by the washing that stays on the line.

Puts holes in yer scrotum so it does.

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